18 May 2009

I learned something about pee today.

If you eat a ton of asparagus, when you pee it out the smell will almost knock you off your feet. Good gravy. It doesn't even really smell like asparagus pee. It smells like death. As my good friend Chris put it, "It's worse than rank beer shits."

1 comment:

Kelsey Rogers said...

I wish I was graduating... Still have one more year, I just had to carry the flag for the epic trek across campus, and fight the wind. It was pretty ridiculous. They had to keep telling me to walk slower...